surfacage:

go: so you’re telling me the lunatic who spent two hours pelting me with weird egg trivia because i quote, “am now subscribed to pokemon egg facts”, unquote, is actually my team leader?

joy: oh, well, yes? don’t worry, it happens a lot

go: dude

spark: HEY GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE REGIONAL VARIATIONS OF BULBASAUR LATER THERE’S A LOT BECAUSE THEY INCUBATE IN DIFFERENT CLIMATES AND THEY’RE ALL AWESOME

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